| edit: i can't call her considering that i'm
really-----not an expert in vote-bartering. her assumption of
hutubug as a voracious buyer of votes for kerry is absurd...
if bush wins (warning: do not read on if you're republican.)
ASIDE from the very very serious stuff (wreaking havoc on the world
blahblahblahbangbangbang, devolving america into the
mullet-wearing/low-iq-is-cool/earth-defacing subculture that he
admires), the only growing jobs will be in petroleum engineering and
military related.... so not cool. start saving your calories
today because tomorrow you might have to be another gi jane doing those
really hard one arm push ups.
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Hi -- I'm a reporter for the
Post's Style section and I'm writing a story about people bartering
their vote in the November election. I would _love_ to speak with you
if you have a minute today or tomorrow. Please give me a call at your
earliest convenience or let me know a good time/number to reach you.
Thanks!
Rebecca
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Rebecca Dana
The Washington Post -- Style
202-334-xxxx
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. i got this in the mail today. just
thought i would share with everybody. but i don't think i technically "bartered" for votes. should i call her?
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| despite the $15 flu shot, i have the flu or maybe sars.
my idealized version of LA as being a winter-less wonderland is shattered. 
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| i am so friggin starving
-go to dinner in a min group of 3. each person legally take one apple, then 2 illegal ones, and if possible, a turkey burger as well. note to self... line macy's bag with plastic wrap. that would be a total of 9 apples per day.
-during dinner, i must eat the FATTIEST of foods and that means 1 cup of olive oil min and any kind of fried food because fat has more calories!!!
-during dinner, i must eat 3 plates of salad (keep in mind that i pretty much only have ONE meal per day, so i'm making it up during dinner) and then a burger dripping with fat, MUCHOS FAT!
-then, through out the day, i must conserve energy. no more going to the gym. no more sitting down, in the room... from now and on... if i'm in my room, i'm lying down. |
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